PUT IN OTHER WORDS: Jokes

Sensie | 7:51 AM | 2 comments

Alright               -Lahat sa Kanan
Anal                 -Invalidate a marriage
Aspect             -Pantusok ng Ice
Astray              -Lalagyan ng abo ng sigarilyo
Askew             -Tatanungin kita
Beehive            -Magpakatino ka
Calculator         -Tatawagan kita
Cattle               -doon nakatira ang Hali at Leyna
CDROM          -Tingan mo ang kwarto
City                  -Bago mag otso
Cuntemplate     -Kaya nagkulang ang plato



Debug              -Ang Ipis
Dedicated         -Patayin ang pusa
Deduct             -ang Pato
Defense            -Ang bakod
Defeat              -Ang Paa
Dflate               -Ang plato
Defrag              -Ang Palaka
Deluson            -eh di malueag
Deposit            -And gripo
Depress            -Ang Pari
Devote             -Ang Boto
Devastation      -Sakayan ng Bus
Effort                -Kung saan lumalanding ang airplain
Egypt               -is smaller than a truck
Forum              -Apat na kwarto
Hostess            -Sino ito
Iraq                  -is bigger stone
July                  -Nagsinungaling kaba?
Liturgy              -what comes after litur “F”
Longtime no see           -matagal ng bulag
Poor                 -bago mag payb
Predicate          -pakawalan mo ang pusa
Profit                -patunayan mo
Protestant         -Tinadahan ng prutas
Punctuation       -pera para maka enroll
Selfish              -nagbebenta ng isda
Shampoo          -Bago mag labing isha (11)
Statue               -Ikaw ba yan?
Suspicious        -napakaluwag, napakalaki
Tenacious         -sinusuot sa paa
Thesis               -ito ay
Tissue               -ikaw pala

Source: Libro ni Syjuco

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